Anecdotes - I dont want to be a Commando

sent in by
Jack Southworth, ex R.A.M.C.
Sung by 40 Commando in Kuala Kangsar

I dont want to be a Commando
I dont want to go to war
Id rather hang around
Piccadily underground
and live off the earnings of my old lady
I dont want abullet up my arsehole
I dont want my bollocks shot away
Id rather live in england
Merry merry England
And F--k F--k my life away

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